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The Patriot and the Banker

A PATRIOT who had taken office poor and retired rich was introduced at a bank where he desired to open an account.

“With pleasure,” said the Honest Banker; “we shall be glad to do business with you; but first you must make yourself an honest man by restoring what you stole from the Government.”

“Good heavens!” cried the Patriot; “if I do that, I shall have nothing to deposit with you.”

“I don’t see that,” the Honest Banker replied. “We are not the whole American people.”

“Ah, I understand,” said the Patriot, musing. “At what sum do you estimate this bank’s proportion of the country’s loss by me?”

“About a dollar,” answered the Honest Banker.

And with a proud consciousness of serving his country wisely and well he charged that sum to the account.

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