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The Foolish Woman
A MARRIED Woman, whose lover was about to reform by running away, procured a pistol and shot him dead.
“Why did you do that, Madam?” inquired a Policeman, sauntering by.
“Because,” replied the Married Woman, “he was a wicked man, and had purchased a ticket to Chicago.”
“My sister,” said an adjacent Man of God, solemnly, “you cannot stop the wicked from going to Chicago by killing them.”
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Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce: The Foolish Woman
- Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce: The Foolish Woman
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- The Twelve Dancing Princesses
- Current Events This Week: January 2023
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- Andersen’s Fairy Tales: Contents
- The Celtic Twilight: A Teller of Tales