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Doctor, doctor, I have this feeling that I’m invisible!
Doctor, doctor, I’ve lost my memory! – When did you lose it? When did I lose what?
Doctor, doctor, I keep hearing a ringing sound! Try answering the phone!
Doctor, doctor, what did the X-ray of my head show? Nothing!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I’m turning into a bear! – How long have you felt this way? Ever since I was a cub!
Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks I’m a liar! I just can’t believe that!
Doctor, doctor, I think I need glasses! I think so too-this is a candy store!
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing funny spots before my eyes! – Have you seen a doctor before? No, just funny spots!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a hundred-dollar bill! Go to the store-change would do you good!
Doctor, doctor, I broke my leg in four places! Well, don’t go back to any of them!
Doctor, doctor, I have this feeling that I’m invisible! Did I hear a voice?
Doctor, doctor, I’ve had a stomachache since I ate that cheese. – Did it smell funny when you unwrapped it? I was supposed to unwrap it?
Doctor, doctor, I’ve swallowed my pen! Well then, start using a pencil!
Doctor, doctor, will I be able to swim after this operation? – Yes! Great, I never could before!
Doctor, doctor, whenever I drink juice I get a pain in my eye! Try taking the straw out of the glass!
Doctor, doctor, I think I’ve turned into a dog! – Please sit down on this chair and tell me about it. I can’t, I’m not allowed on the furniture!
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Doctor, doctor, I’ve lost my memory!
– When did you lose it?
When did I lose what?
Doctor, doctor, I keep hearing a ringing sound!
Try answering the phone!
Doctor, doctor, what did the X-ray of my head show?
Nothing!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I’m turning into a bear!
– How long have you felt this way?
Ever since I was a cub!
Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks I’m a liar!
I just can’t believe that!
Doctor, doctor, I think I need glasses!
I think so too-this is a candy store!
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing funny spots before my eyes!
– Have you seen a doctor before?
No, just funny spots!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a hundred-dollar bill!
Go to the store-change would do you good!
Doctor, doctor, I broke my leg in four places!
Well, don’t go back to any of them!
Doctor, doctor, I have this feeling that I’m invisible!
Did I hear a voice?
Doctor, doctor, I’ve had a stomachache since I ate that cheese.
– Did it smell funny when you unwrapped it?
I was supposed to unwrap it?
Doctor, doctor, I’ve swallowed my pen!
Well then, start using a pencil!
Doctor, doctor, will I be able to swim after this operation?
– Yes!
Great, I never could before!
Doctor, doctor, whenever I drink juice I get a pain in my eye!
Try taking the straw out of the glass!
Doctor, doctor, I think I’ve turned into a dog!
– Please sit down on this chair and tell me about it.
I can’t, I’m not allowed on the furniture!
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- The Twelve Dancing Princesses
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- African Americans by the Numbers
- Andersen’s Fairy Tales: Contents
- The Celtic Twilight: A Teller of Tales
